Everyone's Life Has an Unfortunate Event...

My sister and her husband are leaving tonight

I say good luck the snow is CRAZY

anyways her husband handed me $500 in cash when I asked for train money, he said i should never be without money while they are gone, in case an emergency happens.

I haven’t seen this much cash in a year.

so I'm looking at this map of the US and I'm going to try to name the states from the little letters ok

briannebott:

WA: washington
OR: oregon, I only know this because kim-ee told me that oregon, washington and cali are like the whole west coast
CA: california
AK: Alaska
HI: Hawaii
AZ: Arizona?
NV: uh, nevada?
ID: idaho? lol idk
MT: Montana?
ND: ? OH, NORTH DAKOTA?
WY: idfk, wyoming, that’s probably not even a state
CO: ?
NM: NOT MUCH, no jk idk
TX: Texas
OK: Oklahoma?
KS: Kansas?
NE: ?
SD: ? SOUTH DAKOTA?
MN: idk .. minnesota? minnnnenneapolis? are those even states?
IA: Iowa? is that a state?
MO: ?
AR: ?
LA: ?
WI: ?
IL: illllnois idk how to spell it
MS: lol idk. MISSISISISIISIPSIPIPIPIPi I don’t even know if that’s a state
AL: ?
TN: tenneseeeeeeeeeeeee
KY: kentuckyyyyyyyyyyy
IN: ?
MI: michigan
OH: ohio?
WV: ?
VA: ?
NC: north carolina
SC: south carolina
GA: ?
FL: florida
MD: ?
DE: ?
NJ: RIA aka new jersey
PA: lol pennsylvania! which is where philedpehldhephiha is
NY: NEW YORK
VT: vermont?
NH: new hampshire
MA: ?
CT: connecticut
RI: rhode island?
ME: maine

is that all of them? idk

whatever that is how smart I am when it comes the the us

 It’s Illinois and MA is Massachutsetts can’t speel that one right. DE Delaware, GA Georgia, VA Virgina, WV West Virginia, MD Maryland,IN Indiana, AL Alabama, WI Wisconsin, LA Louisianna, AR Arkansas, MO Missouri,NE Nebraska, CO Colorado but yeah other than that good job lol

You know what DSW...

You’re all a bunch of disrespectful jerks.

Thanks a lot for just taking my name off of the schedule and not telling me that you didn’t need me anymore.

“oh we were going to get to you but there were so many people we laid off” Is SO not an excuse.

I wish that was against the law, I would file a complaint against you in no time.

Thank God for my sister who made me start looking for jobs out here two weeks before I moved anyways.

And BTW Sports Authority may be paying me less but it’s 10x easier and the people are so much nicer than you will ever be!

SO THERE!!

You know what I hate?

And I rarely complain because there are so many people that are so much worse off than I am

But I really hate eating peanut Butter and jelly sandwhiches day in and day out for lunch and dinner.

I seriously cannot wait to get my first check.

French Test tomorrow.

I’m so screwed we actually have to speak to the teacher in French.

I’ve never taken a test like that before.